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Video_: Star Wars for Chavs

Haha - classic - Chav / Star Wars action!

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Posted on Monday, March 20, 2006 ¶ Permalink URL for Trackbacks 1 comments links to this post

Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

VERY Funny : -

http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Here is a small sample from the above site:

Fact	# of Votes	Rating
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.	191	7.900
Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.	63	7.888
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.	262	7.881
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.	139	7.863
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.	155	7.858
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.	302	7.844
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.	122	7.819
Chuck Norris can speak braille.	147	7.775
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.	102	7.774
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.	106	7.754
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.	98	7.724
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.	101	7.722
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.	119	7.663
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".	120	7.633
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris	90	7.611
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.	99	7.555
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."	81	7.555
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.	114	7.526
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.	89	7.471
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.	93	7.462
Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.	72	7.444

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Posted on Saturday, March 18, 2006 ¶ Permalink URL for Trackbacks 0 comments links to this post

Google Video of the Day

Courtesy of Video.KiTT.NeT

» Send a message to any automobile driver in the world!
27/10/08 16:00 from The Unofficial Google Video Blog
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